AISubs v3.7
Hi everyone, it's Tetsuya and Shibuya and...
I'm Shibuya.
While we YouTubers were shooting various videos,
we were fascinated by endless curiosity.
And one more thing.
I was curious about something.
Yes, and that is...
WHERE ARE YOU IN THE MORNING IF YOU SLEEP ON THE RIVER?!
(Applause)
It's too dangerous to think about it in this season.
It's really risky.
So this time, it's not about falling into the river and fooling around.
It's just a video to verify where you are in the morning if you sleep on the river.
So we've heard a lot of things.
A serious life jacket.
Yes.
And a serious safety helmet.
Are you serious?!
I'm serious about this!
We also bought a proper boat this time.
We bought a serious one.
And with the GPS on my cell phone,
this side is always monitoring my movements.
Yes.
If it's morning and something happens, it will rush to us immediately.
That's right.
Until we wake up and go home to sleep.
(Laughs)
If you wake up and go out, we can't catch you seriously.
Yes, only the sea is really dangerous.
Now we are here on the map.
From here to the sea, we don't know where we will end up.
This time, we are going to verify it.
Yes.
But of course I'm also worried about it.
So we got three life jackets this time.
Yes.
The first one is a cell phone.
With this, you can only make a call once when you are in danger.
(Laughs)
But I think that call will probably be a game over.
(Laughs)
Either you are really in danger or you are lonely and about to die.
(Laughs)
You can't use it.
(Laughs)
And the second one is Shibayu's life jacket.
We don't know what it is yet.
We don't know yet.
The third one is Zawa-kun's life jacket.
Yes.
(Laughs)
These two are for when you are in danger on the battlefield.
I think there is something that can respond to my problem.
At that time, I would like to ask for your life jacket.
So, we would like to go to sleep now.
It's four o'clock.
(Laughs)
It's four o'clock.
We will sleep at four o'clock and the person who will come and pick us up is completely after the sun rises.
It's a little early.
Yes.
That's right.
I would like to sleep for enough time for people with short sleeves to sleep at all.
Yes.
Let's expand the boat immediately.
Let's go.
Departure!
Hooray!
Here is my bed that has been completed.
Ta-dah!
Prove it!
Sleeping and swimming.
In other words, swimming.
It is a sleeping stick.
It's pretty good.
I sleep while swimming.
This is also a sleeping stick.
Is this just a bed?
It is comfortable to sleep in.
I think you can sleep perfectly.
Then, let's sink into the water immediately.
Let's sink!
Ouch!
It's dangerous. It's very sharp.
Go and sleep properly.
Then, I will attack you.
Thank you.
OK.
I ask you for a kick of departure.
Come on!
Ouch!
Go!
Everyone, see you tomorrow.
See you.
I'm leaving.
Bye-bye.
Good night.
I'm leaving.
It's the beginning of a boat trip.
Is there a shore that far away?
It has begun.
At four in the morning, I am alone on the river where no one is.
I am surrounded by water 20 meters in all directions.
If I fall, it's over.
It is such a situation.
Where am I when I wake up?
I thought I hadn't progressed at all.
When I realized it, I had come all the way from that hotel.
It seems to progress unexpectedly.
I will show you the scenery I see.
It is like this.
At first, there is a bridge ahead of me.
Ouch!
Wait a minute!
I'm sucking.
Wait a minute! Isn't it shallow there?
I'm sucking my butt.
Ouch!
Only water is flowing.
Only river is flowing.
I'm in trouble.
It's raining.
I'm in trouble.
Come on! Let's go!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I haven't slept yet.
I think it's okay to love at all.
I haven't slept yet.
Where do you go when you fall asleep?
If it ends like this, it won't be a joke.
It's a great preparation. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Hey, it stops a lot.
Can you see it?
There's a big stone right under here.
I'm spinning like a Beyblade around my buttocks like this.
It's a situation I don't know what it means.
I'll take a little more.
I'm going to go a little further and go to sleep.
It doesn't end here.
Everyone, I've noticed.
I've been sitting normally for a while now.
When I lift my waist like this and really sleep like this,
my weight becomes even and I don't suck in too much.
Thanks to that, I've been able to proceed quite a bit.
I'm totally held back right now.
Do you see it going slowly?
I think you're slowly flowing from left to right.
What?
Crows and fish are fighting.
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! What's this? What's this? What's this?
Everyone, the worst disaster has occurred!
This could have been a disaster.
What is that?!
We've come to a disaster. This is a ship's graveyard.